Free jokes
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Don't free Britney!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Memes
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"