Free jokes
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.