Forgot jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.