Forgot jokes

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He forgot his log on password.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.