Forgot Jokes

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!