Forgot jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!

Orphan: What! No! Please no!

Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"