I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!! Orphan: What! No! Please no! Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
(wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing) i have said this countless times but it doesnt seem to be getting through to u; quit hating on particular jokes. U dont like it? Nobody cares. Dont go into the morbid jokes category u idiots ffs
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to ur on lotion
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
I like sucking the twin towers off but then i forgot dad already finished the job.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password
Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces
i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind
Lady: will you fuck me?
Man: no, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down mans pants and looks in them. Yes you do! She says
Man: oh, I forgot it was there.
