Forgot Jokes

How did Steven hawking die? He forgot his log on password

what were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask"

Hey Girl: hey Damn i forgot my spray bottle Girl: what It says spray on flat surfaces

i got my sister a book and she cried there but i forgot she was blind

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.

Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge

dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)

i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.

(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )

what letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy

Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket

That was so funny i forgot to laugh

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them

i forgot the joke i wanted to say chat is this real