Forgot jokes

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

How did Steven Hawking die?

He forgot his log on password.

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?

"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.