I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
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Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:
Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
Why did Stephen Hawking die
Because he forgot to plug the charger
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
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What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc
hows your dad what I forgot he still sleeping
Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke but I forgot it
