Forgot Jokes

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... i forgot i was in the cemetery

I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.

The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet

Oh wait I forgot

id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there

I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:

Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!

Why did Stephen Hawking die

Because he forgot to plug the charger

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sry I just forgot Adult: just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪

Ooh,snicker doodles.

in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .