Forgot jokes

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

I made a website for orphans.

Silly me, I forgot the home page.

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She forgot to put her seatbelt on.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Knock knock.

Mom: Who's there?

Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.