Forgot jokes

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She forgot to put her seatbelt on.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Knock knock.

Mom: Who's there?

Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?

Because he forgot his feats!

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.