Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road.........She forgot to put her seatbelt
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry? I dont know. I forgot.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
My dumb ass thinking i made a friend, oh ya i forgot literally nobody likes me!!!!
So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
Why did the chicken cross the road
He forgot his eggs
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What did the Turkey Say to The other Turkey? They Forgot The Stuffing
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
