Forgot jokes

Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She forgot to put her seatbelt on.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Knock knock.

Mom: Who's there?

Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.

Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He forgot his eggs.