There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Food Jokes
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
