Food jokes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Cheesy Meme Of The Day!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.