Food jokes
I love eggs!
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Memes
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.