Food jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Memes
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.