Food jokes
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Memes
Pov: your Molten freddy from Five night's at Freddy's
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Bunger.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.