Food jokes
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Bunger.
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What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Have you ever eaten African food?