Food jokes
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
join the nugget army
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.