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What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?” “No” “Neither have they”

what was osamas favourite food… yer nan

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it…

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?

Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.

A starving homeless kid ask me for food

I said “sorry,my plate is full”

Have you ever tried Etheopian food?

Neither have they…

Ever tried etheopian food? No? Neither have they

When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: “Assume we have a can opener…”

Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it

what do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye “it’s dye-ing”

I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don’t know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm… Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.

What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it

dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”

“Will that cure me?” the patient asks.

“Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”