Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
