Food jokes
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What's up with airline food?
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD