What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl a chili.
The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.
After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, "Are you going to eat that?"
The second man replies, "No, you can have it if you want."
So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he's chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.
He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.
The second man looks at him and says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
