Food jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Where is Freshfry?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.