Food jokes
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Billy Bob like pineapple.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Don't crack this joke up!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(