What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay