What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Orphan vs Apple
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is all about wordplay. An orphan doesn't get "picked" by parents, because, well, they're orphans. An apple, on the other hand, gets picked from a tree. It's sad because it implies orphans are unwanted, like you at Thanksgiving dinner.