Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Memes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!