Food jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Memes
Strength
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!