Food jokes
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I like pepper.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Memes
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Corn flake.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.