Food jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Memes
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.