Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Food Jokes
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
