Food jokes
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Eat cockroaches.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)