Food

Food jokes

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"