What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”