Food jokes
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You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.