Food jokes
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.