I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Food Jokes
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
