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What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What does Can do after eating itβs vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still canβt cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still canβt fuck."
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATSβ
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
