Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Food Jokes
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
