Food jokes
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.