Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
