Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
How many potato to feed the elephant
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you. She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
If mcdonald's is fast food, the dairy queen is Fast Cream.
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
