Food

Food jokes

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."