Food jokes
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.