Food jokes
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.