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Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
Blue Takis?
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
An Orphan is at a barbeque and is getting food, A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Glizzy
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Why did the African win the food eating contest. Begginers luck.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
