I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
why do orphans want to be dogs?
because they want their own bed and food
What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I breathe in african food
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What do u call a pig that does karate A pork chop
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
Hi I like food
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
