Food jokes
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
My Butterfingers slipped.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."