I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Food Jokes
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Beans
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Bean.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
