Food jokes
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂