What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Food Jokes
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
