Food jokes
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”