Food jokes
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Beans and toast.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.