Food jokes
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow.
I woke up and my pillow was gone.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"