Food jokes
I eat kids.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
I like pie.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?