What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Food Jokes
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
He jizzes canned cheese.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
