Food jokes
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.