Food jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
I eat kids.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
I like pie.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.