Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Food Jokes
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
