Food jokes
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"