Food jokes
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.