Food jokes

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆

What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?

The wheelchair.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

What’s long and black?

The line at KFC.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

What’s 23 times 2?

A potato.

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

Kiwi loves men.