Food jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.