Food jokes
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.