Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Food Jokes
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
