Food jokes
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!