Food jokes
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
All Nepali love momos.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣