Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
some one when thought the fly thought for pizza
you know why they call her wonder woman? She's always wonder where she parked her invisible jet
Y did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
What bee can't fly?
Koby
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
