Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now
A masquito with a Mario hat on flys on you saying it's a me malario
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady but she just screamed and flew out of the plane
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How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
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Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
