How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
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Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket he flys once but if you push him out of plane he flys for the rest of his life
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset, she said it’s to small, so that’s all, but later that day, he wanted to say, every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lieing, she started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all, everyone said, fly away big chunky balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.
hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
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"learn to fly a plane," they said. "it'll be fun," they said...
PEOPLE SAID THAT KOBE COULD FLY SO HI BUT THAT DID NOT END WELL
lmao why do people think they can fly
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield
