Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied 'er!

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that’s the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

So my mom has hit me with a flip flop when i was bad and when i cheated on my girl right when the other girl came in a flip flop came flying in the room

What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would bexpect bagels.

Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it’s a fly!!!

whats the differents between a bird and a fly ? a bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!

Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?

A: an airport

Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it’s her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down…and have sex with her sooooo fast “BURP” that she WON’T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT… the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says ‘I dont know but my butt hurts real bad’.

What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog 🐕

What is a home 🏡 that can fly? A magic house 🏠

What do you call a magic car 🚗? A flying car 🚙

Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck

What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human? A magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can not fly

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck

What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk

What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it’s pretty self-explanatory.