What is a home š” that can fly? A magic house š
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
What do you call a fly without wings
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A walk
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopterš
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
What is the difference between a tree and a dog? A dog can walk and a tree can not walk
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, ā youāll need more practice if you want to play in the cupā
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.
Do you know where time is? because it keeps flying by.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here
I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?
