Fly jokes
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
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I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
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