I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?

If you spin a fidget spinner You’ll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you’ll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You’ll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You’ll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you’ll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you’ll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You’ll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you’ll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don’t ask me, i just fly the drone.

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. “I will help you escape,” says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says “Hawk.” She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says “Falcon.” She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And…she trips and says “Crap.”

                                                          The End

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence

None the rest fly away

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? – Use a news anchor.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”

There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”

There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”

There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”

There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”

Then it all happened

The fly dropped six inches

The fish came up and caught the fly

The bear came out and caught the fish

The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich

The mouse went for the sandwich

The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond

The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.

Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted

The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn…

Why can’t a little girl fly? She doesn’t have the proper motivation.

What do you call a wingless fly?

A walk!

What do you call fly with no wings, a walk

Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can’t fly.

What does the bee say to the fly?

Buzz off

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?

I dont know, i just fly the drone.

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter🚁

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