Fly jokes
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.