Fly jokes
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.