A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. "Where did all the others go, then?"
1950: In the future there will be flying cars
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson
What do call a flying bus? An Airbus.
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
whats the differents between a bird and a fly ? a bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would bexpect bagels.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
What did the corn say to the flying apple. That’s corny
What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.
What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
