A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

What is the last thing that goes through a fly’s head when it hits the windshield? It’s butt.

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What Do You Call A Black Person Flying A Plane

A Pilot You Racist

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1979: i bet there will be “flying cars” in "the future" 2019: the flying cars future

Chuck Norris doesn’t fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son

why is Peter pan always flying?

because he Never lands

What do you call a fly without wings

A walk

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?

Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.

Man says “im flying” realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.

how to make time fly

answer throw a clock out of the window

according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

Do you know why Peter pan is always flying?🤔🤔🤔

Because he neverlands🤘🤘🤘

Do you know where time is? because it keeps flying by.

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