Floor Jokes

joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor

What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor

The 102

What went through the heads of the people on the 142 floor during 9/11? The 143 floor.

when your mom says it will all be ok if you just .........(bang) *their is blood on the floor*

If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty

What do you call a door? A floor

Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket

Me in my dream: what a good day *rumble* ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor

Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors

I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.

Steven Hawkings Sesh Cave, Entry 50p, Guaranteed Budweiser and Ectasy. Maybe A Gram of Heroin, You'll most likely see a mental 90 year old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”