Floor jokes
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.