joe mama so fat when she told a joke nobody laughed but the floor was cracking up
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
Mom:You can't die in the living room david so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself David:I will surpase kakarot Jordan:*dead on the living room floor
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
What went through the heads of the people on the 142 floor during 9/11? The 143 floor.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor
The 102
What do you call a door? A floor
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty
when your mom says it will all be ok if you just .........(bang) *their is blood on the floor*
She's so fat that when she steps on to a wood floor that the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor Ripping it off with a kick
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ. "My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!!" And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul. WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS And so he did.
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
