Floor jokes
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
Floor on the road?
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
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