Floor jokes
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Memes
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. đ€ą đ€Ł
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Lemme tell you a little story.
Itâs night. Youâre in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing itâscratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself itâs rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heartâs pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweatâs dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
Itâs Anne Frank.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Samâs teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with âOh, whatâs the point. Life is meaningless...â.
Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. âI hate you!â said Samâs brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. âYou stupid f*****,â his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didnât reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Samâs teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with âOh, whatâs the point. Life is meaningless...â and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher âI hate you!â
As Sam arrived at the counselorâs office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. âYou stupid f*****,â Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Why did the loo đœ roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I like you, you like me.
Letâs go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barneyâs on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. đžđžđžđșđșđșđ„đ„đ„RIP BARNEY
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didnât laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Floor on the road?
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.