Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. 🤢 🤣
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There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
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Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
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Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
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A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented
If you drop an emo out and a piece of paper out of a tree you know what will hit the floor first. The paper because the rope will stop the emo
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