Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. đ€ą đ€Ł
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Samâs teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with âOh, whatâs the point. Life is meaningless...â.
Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. âI hate you!â said Samâs brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. âYou stupid f*****,â his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didnât reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Samâs teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with âOh, whatâs the point. Life is meaningless...â and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher âI hate you!â
As Sam arrived at the counselorâs office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. âYou stupid f*****,â Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Why did the loo đœ roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
I like you, you like me.
Letâs go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barneyâs on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. đžđžđžđșđșđșđ„đ„đ„RIP BARNEY
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Floor on the road?
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didnât laugh but the floor cracked up
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
