Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors
when i get home from school i always lay on my floor crying and wishing i was deid.
Me in my dream: what a good day *rumble* ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”
Steven Hawkings Sesh Cave, Entry 50p, Guaranteed Budweiser and Ectasy. Maybe A Gram of Heroin, You'll most likely see a mental 90 year old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part
Teacher: tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: you're out !!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump
one time i was my uncle he said to me to pass him the marble in the floor all i heard is my but claping with his sasuge
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers, they can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the floor she fell through it
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
You tell your dad what one+one and he sad five you forgot that your dad brain is on the floor
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
One dog said to the other dog “man it is hard sleeping on the floor” the other said “really?” “ i like my bed”
