Flight Jokes

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

why do orphan like boomerangs ?

they actually come back

Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11

How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers

What did the tower say to its twin? "hey, is that a plane?"

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon

The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------

You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plain flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

My dad died in 911 he was a great pilot

Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!