Flight jokes
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
A Muslim enters a building... Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
What can fly?
Bird.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"