Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, Will I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, I will celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. I will grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
