Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
