I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
How do you call a black pilot?
A pilot, you racist.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I want to be a pilot.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
