Flight jokes
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
What can fly?
Bird.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...