I took a plain to go see my hairline.
yo hairline looking like a flight tragectory path
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
Why were the rappers late for their flight? They forgot to Pack
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad? Both disappeared but one killed 239 people
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What did one plane say to the other?
It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.
Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
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