who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
What did one plane say to the other?
It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.
Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!
Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
People often ask me what I would do for a klondike bar well I straight up put 5 hijackers on flight 175 before it departed from logan airport at 8:14a.m. on September 11 2001
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky but I lived. Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
