What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
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Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
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At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
joe mama so fat when she did the ishowspeed dance she fell five floors down
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
What has 4 legs and two gloves
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
