a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
why cant orphans get five stars in gta? because they werent wanted
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since
Roses are red I sniff marijuana I have five fingers The middle one is for your vagina
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
Sweet victory fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded! Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls and the NFL was one of them
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
