Fives Jokes

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"

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there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point

"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

yo mama so dumb when fox five said its chilly outside she brought a bowlllllll

a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan

Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)