Fives jokes
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Five (DYM 123).
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Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
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Haway Five O.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."