So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging
Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
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Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
Me: I named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walk five miles every day Old man:I ran over five miles today
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i ran five miles today i ran over 5 miles
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
My father left me at a young age
He was only five
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
